Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: TW: Gross

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:30

Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:31

That stinks.

Comments

kylemarisa 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:31

your just an idiot. why would u put that story on here

funzcpl 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 19:35

right?!

willykins009 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:49

this is fml. why wouldnt they put it on here?

Deitsu 1

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:49

This story could easily have been made up..you don't know that for sure though. As for the OP, just remember. Shit happens.

Anyoniemous 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:39

Haha YDI Op, If a toilets dirty put toilet paper on the seat and sit on the toilet paper! :)

sammers3282 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:42

There wasn't any duh.. but she noticed that AFTER.

theblackhannah 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:40

that's why you should always check for paper smh

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:43

Even if you aimed properly, the poop would have made a huge splash from your standing position and splashed shit water all over you, the toilet seat.

themixedt4pe 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:44

You know what's dirtier? Money. I've seen a couple of studies on bacteria cultures from money vs. public restroom toilet seats. Guess which one "won"? I'll give you a hint, it's not the toilet seat you should be worried about.

marial9na 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:47

oh man... i m soooo sorry about it... i dont know and i hope I never will be in your siruation... oh man...

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:50

gross

no_words 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:57

damnn..sucks for you:P

ChibiGirl5 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:58

why not just stick toilet paper on the seat oh wait you didn't have any why not call out and ask someone for some or a hole roll before you crap???

teameminem 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:03

You may think that they are super gross, but there are such people called janitors that clean them daily. Licking the seat of a public toilet is actually cleaner than licking a 5 dollar bill, believe it or not. That was a very stupid thing to do, I say YDI for trying to poo standing up!