FML : Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the...

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Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By penguinsfan - / Saturday 16 May 2009 14:47 / Canada

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By xxxeelaa | 0

#203837 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:09

LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..

By designedlikedice | 0

#203810 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:05

You couldn't hear people who were in there?

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By designedlikedice | 0

#203810 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:05

You couldn't hear people who were in there?

Overseer211 | 1

#2698886 - Friday 17 June 2011 5:02

Pics or it didn't happen.

By mylifeisfuckedd | 0

#203814 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:06

Haha ew wow embarassing!

Alhan_fml | 0

#972915 - Friday 2 April 2010 5:29

This is why I pee stamding up.

pingpongpickle | 8

#1021188 - Sunday 6 June 2010 5:13

that didn't make any sense.

FYL_hardd | 0

#1144234 - Monday 26 July 2010 19:58

OP is a female.

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#203815 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:06

Are you stupid? How did you NOT know there were other people in there? You would have heard them.
I cannot see how this could happen.

airs_01 | 3

#2665633 - Sunday 12 June 2011 13:56

I believe the word 'PMSL!' is appropriate.

cheer4everever | 0

#4820245 - Thursday 16 August 2012 6:03

Whts the L for?

By BethanyKimberly | 4

#203820 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:07

YDI. next time you might want to check first.

By omglyktotally78 | 0

#203822 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:07

This is similar to the one where the guy wiped his ass with two $5's....that's probably where you got the idea for the FML...

By Aera_fml | 0

#203831 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:08

Why didn't you ask if someone was there? Just go, "Hello?". If there was a person, they'd more than likely hand you toilet paper under the stall door.

Or, use your hand! It works unless you don't ever wash after (which is be disgusting).

Anyways, YDI.

Synistiel | 14

#5265573 - Thursday 20 December 2012 20:28

Using your hand. That is unbelievably disgusting. I'm pretty sure not wiping is more sanitary than that.

By xxxeelaa | 0

#203837 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:09

LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..

By coloradodude12 | 0

#203839 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:09

lol that sucks

By Sleven_fml | 0

#203843 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:10

Bullshit FML....there is no way you could NOT hear people in there, and even if you didn't, you could still call out and see if someone could throw some to you...I don't know why FMyLife keeps posting FML's that are obviously fake.

By Sleven_fml | 0

#203844 - Saturday 16 May 2009 20:10

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