Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I was sexting my ex in a bad choice whirlwind, but I accidentally sent it to the guy I've just met. I immediately knew the message wasn’t meant for him, and that it ruined our chances of dating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
"I want boob touch u very best"
raininginseattle 9
Did he write you the letter in crayons and draw pretty pictures?
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Comments (110)
tonjean1 5
I can't believe FML posted this. Absolutely LAME! Who cares if your ex has bad grammar, and touched your boob? Why the hell would you read his note? Moreover, why is it important that he was sex-crazed? Ugh! I'm even questioning myself on posting this comment, it just has to be done...
LissaMccracken 23
Oh. He wrote you a letter so bad. Okay.
jdog408 8
*wrote me a letter so poorly
KittyBiersack 1
I've been in the same situation.
831curmudgeon 7
A pretty good rule of thumb (or perhaps rule of boob), is that when the guy is himself a boob, he should get nowhere near your boobs!
bdub31 11
At least that's all he got to do.
JustNatalie 8
I'm a grammar nazi. That would kill me
czeptoks 8
check list item no. 1: his grammar should be good. sincerely grammar nazi
sarii 7
I can relate!
shinikageWolf 15
Hey Tarzan had pretty bad grammar, yet his good looks got him a pretty lady.