Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I was sexting my ex in a bad choice whirlwind, but I accidentally sent it to the guy I've just met. I immediately knew the message wasn’t meant for him, and that it ruined our chances of dating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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Top comments
killuhand 12
"I want boob touch u very best"
raininginseattle 9
Did he write you the letter in crayons and draw pretty pictures?
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Comments (110)
Lil_Red777 21
Your grammar isn't so great either, nice run on sentences.
KimmyCupZ 21
Love is blind, OP :)
sarcasticlover 30
seriously?
Stayin_Classy777 8
(Creep alert) So if I'm good in grammar would you let me touch something else?
JohnTheLad 13
I believe I have decent grammatical skills.
incoherentrmblr 21
Send him to me, I love sucking off guys with bad grammar.
incoherentrmblr 21
Let the Grammar Nazis commence...
DedicatedNova 13
Don't let guys touch your boobs in the first place if you don't even know about their grammar.
worldclassrager 39
Grammar is very important...
perdix 29
Must be a girl thing. I'd be happy to let a girl touch my moobs, even if she's got terrible grammar, poor math aptitude and shitty computer skills! I'd prefer one who's good at those things, but moob-touching is moob-touching!
ulissey_fml 22
On the other hand , when you were very clause he let you touch his bracket....