Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I was sexting my ex in a bad choice whirlwind, but I accidentally sent it to the guy I've just met. I immediately knew the message wasn’t meant for him, and that it ruined our chances of dating. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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killuhand 12
"I want boob touch u very best"
raininginseattle 9
Did he write you the letter in crayons and draw pretty pictures?
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Comments (110)
nesha25 8
It's really not that serious
Croquis_fml 14
I feel you, OP. Poor grammar can be a huge turn-off.
RedPillSucks 31
If he's a good person you should be able to tolerate his grammar issues. Was he speaking with his hands while touching your boobs. Multi-talented, using ASL (not sure what the Tamil equiv of sign language is) while groping your boobs?
Hutch1965 6
On the plus side, he will probably never touch them again.
cjrand 7
you mean "badly" or "poorly", right? Just saying...
QueenOrangeSoda 21
I'm pretty sure "bad" in this case is modifying "letter" rather than "wrote," thus requiring an adjective rather than an adverb. Just saying.
FrankHotpants 31
Well once again he was thinking with the wrong head.
cna1216 15
"Oh, sure you can have a feel. But first, answer these fifty questions using proper grammar, write an essay and spell 'Commutative'. Shouldn't take more than three hours...No pen or crayon please - this is serious!"
jrock9093 18
Hi their is my speling very good I just tought the too of us shuld hang out, lol jk. I know how to spell stop being a teacher people are more than a dictionary! And you sure shouldn't treat them as such really your the one with the problems! I hope you find some one with a stick up there rear! That is just like you
Shade1982 20
Are you sure you know how to spell? Because it doesn't seem like it. Please try again...
Komaeda 14
I swear, that's exactly how I feel about my ex. At least you're not alone, OP.
someonehadto 2
Is a grammatically correct sex-crazed ex boyfriend any better? Let me explain in prose. I have lost my heart, without you by my side. The sun truly rises, only when I see it in your eyes. Your breasts look great in that dress, as my hand runs up your thighs. I'm glad you're turned on by spell check. Because i'm on six different highs. Viagra, crack, meth and weed. My love that left, is all I'm left to need. I'm waiting in the dark, my darling, for you to come, and my dick be freed. Oh yaaaa.... I turn me on.. >_>
831curmudgeon 7
THAT is scary... restraining-order-how-do-I-get-him-instuttionalized scary.