Intimacy, Sex and Porn: Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that...

By Nessa - 10/05/2017 15:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2016 23:13

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By RectalSteve - 10/09/2017 20:00 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML

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Make it stop

By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 06:00

Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sextape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML

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Caught in 404p

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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Thursday 11 May 2017 0:19

I'm so sorry OP. Don't know how I'd deal with something like that. Hope you noticed early and it wasn't half way through when the tape started :( I'm so careful even watching ****. Incognito tab, house mates out of the flat. Some people just leave their sex tapes lying around. Different world.

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Thursday 11 May 2017 1:07

I really hope they didn't record over your baby tape, that would really suck. Sorry OP.

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Thursday 11 May 2017 0:19

dextroz 8

Thursday 11 May 2017 20:31

Tip...unzip...

Winchesterbride 9

Thursday 11 May 2017 0:45

i wouldn't know how to deal with that. sorry for the nightmare OP

jfsiv 17

Thursday 11 May 2017 1:07

I really hope they didn't record over your baby tape, that would really suck. Sorry OP.

Randomness911 12

Thursday 11 May 2017 1:15

OP I need some follow-up...what was your moms reaction?! Also I hope u have some brain/eye bleech handy.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 11 May 2017 4:35

I need some just from reading "bleech".

Randomness911 12

Thursday 11 May 2017 8:34

*bleach. Sorry for the typo.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 May 2017 1:23

How many times did you watch it? I was half-expecting your mom to want to take video of your boobs to win a bet. Perhaps a double-or-nothing wager from yesterday's gaming.

katluvr 22

Thursday 11 May 2017 2:51

Well, that was unfortunate. Did you at least get popcorn with the movie?

Joshua Michael Miller 5

Thursday 11 May 2017 3:45

I know the feeling. it's horrifying. I would say drink it away but it's already burnt in there. see if you can find a shrink that knows how to repress memories haha and if you find one let me know i have some that need to go too. hope the nightmare ends one day.