FML : Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at...

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Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By schooyou101 / Tuesday 4 December 2012 00:53 / United States - Prairie Village

Intimacy

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By IOmnomHard | 10

#5213151 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:12

That's when you send a reply email with the subject line as, 'So, about your restraining order...'

By Harpy20 | 24

#5213147 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:10

Well obviously someone wants the D...

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By Harpy20 | 24

#5213147 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:10

Well obviously someone wants the D...

jtthegr8 | 26

#5213169 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:18

The Neighbor obviously wants it.

kyani | 19

#5213170 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:19

Nothing like porn in email form!

Charmillionaire | 9

#5213174 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:20

7 - No, C and E want it. They miss their neighbor.

Harpy20 | 24

#5213180 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:21

8- if you get porn in an unsolicited email...that's a virus.

ClassyCommando | 13

#5213214 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:38

Probably wants OP to keep the noise down.

Pretty_Pink_Lady | 10

#5213277 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 11:03

1, 2, 3, errybody wants the D.

trippythehippy | 6

#5213895 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 04:48

That's assuming OP is a guy. OP could very well be a very vocal woman.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5215729 - Wednesday 5 December 2012 03:03

Usually guys are fairly comfortable with their sex life, obviously they don't want someone watching, but it being known they have one is not generally frowned upon, hence it making most sense that OP is a female through being terrified of the email. Also, it's usually men who are the creepy psychopath neighbors. Not saying there aren't psychopath women (Casey Anthony) but it isn't a chance I would bet on.

m_2_teh_c | 6

#5220784 - Thursday 6 December 2012 04:37

I applaud you. :)

californianking1 | 8

#5221768 - Thursday 6 December 2012 11:08

Oh hell yes!

Karalela44 | 15

#5312259 - Monday 7 January 2013 05:10

What if OP is a girl?

By bulbul116_fml | 4

#5213148 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:10

yes you can..!

thejewishfuhrer | 17

#5213253 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 10:18

Oh can they now?

MsConfusedd | 27

#5213549 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 02:43

Can what?

jemnerz | 2

#5216136 - Wednesday 5 December 2012 06:44

Your name and comment are perfect!

By shyeahh_fml | 19

#5213149 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:11

He knows your secrets. Run.

zandalee | 19

#5213197 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:29

Get really thick curtains! Obviously you live next to a perv!!

By IOmnomHard | 10

#5213151 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:12

That's when you send a reply email with the subject line as, 'So, about your restraining order...'

onlychildFTW | 33

#5213216 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:39

OP should not even look at the email and just do what you said. How did they even get OPs email?

fmmfl1993 | 1

#5213753 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 04:12

Maybe the neighbor's complaining that OP is making too much noise.

By chimocho | 8

#5213156 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:13

Might just be a chain email?

interesting33 | 32

#5213416 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 01:12

Ah good point.. maybe.. doesn't sound like it but maybe :)

By ks23 | 9

#5213157 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:14

So..... Lets hear about your sex life then.

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#5213403 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 01:07

No thanks.

BlowinChronic | 18

#5213590 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 03:07

Maybe the neighbor was going to talk about OP's non existent sex life, and wanted to help out and make it existent...

By Vlortch_fml | 6

#5213171 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:19

Maybe he simply wants you to stop screaming so loud while you're doing it.

bandofsand | 10

#5213198 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:29

Agreed. That was my first thought as well.

chrissy2 | 28

#5216120 - Wednesday 5 December 2012 06:40

Or maybe they are telling OP to close a window...

By uzairmacy | 5

#5213177 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:21

Now I kinda wanna know what was in that e-mail...

samasara | 20

#5213369 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 12:43

Me too. Cliff hangers stink!

By flailingCheese | 5

#5213178 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 09:21

Well since he/she is crazy it could be a Christmas e card or something but they couldn't figure out what to put as the subject of the message, that or you might want to move...