The Neighbor obviously wants it.

Nothing like porn in email form!

7 - No, C and E want it. They miss their neighbor.

8- if you get porn in an unsolicited email...that's a virus.

Probably wants OP to keep the noise down.

1, 2, 3, errybody wants the D.

That's assuming OP is a guy. OP could very well be a very vocal woman.

Usually guys are fairly comfortable with their sex life, obviously they don't want someone watching, but it being known they have one is not generally frowned upon, hence it making most sense that OP is a female through being terrified of the email. Also, it's usually men who are the creepy psychopath neighbors. Not saying there aren't psychopath women (Casey Anthony) but it isn't a chance I would bet on.

I applaud you. :)

Oh hell yes!

What if OP is a girl?

Oh can they now?

Can what?

Your name and comment are perfect!

Get really thick curtains! Obviously you live next to a perv!!

OP should not even look at the email and just do what you said. How did they even get OPs email?

Maybe the neighbor's complaining that OP is making too much noise.

Ah good point.. maybe.. doesn't sound like it but maybe :)

No thanks.

Maybe the neighbor was going to talk about OP's non existent sex life, and wanted to help out and make it existent...

Agreed. That was my first thought as well.

Or maybe they are telling OP to close a window...

Me too. Cliff hangers stink!

Or he can call you to "take care of it"