Today, while in the hospital recovering from surgery, I got into a fight with my wife. Apparently, she feels that I shouldn’t have gone to the hospital because “Funerals cost less than surgery.” She brought an extremely detailed spreadsheet to prove it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, my wife asked when I was going back to the gym because I am developing a belly, which she finds disgusting. I've just had surgery on my thigh, which was her fault for asking, “What’s this thing do?” while grabbing the handle to the jack holding up my car, dropping the car on my leg. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I'm in hospital after having surgery for a broken leg. I’m maxed out on Endone and still in pain. Work have said that I’m on the roster next week and I’ll be fired if I’m not there. My wife said that she is going to have some "me time" for a few days when I get home from my "holiday". FML
Today, I left hospital after suffering a head injury. My neurosurgeon gave my wife a list of potential household changes that needed to be made, otherwise I could have a fatal seizure. We got in the car and she said, "You do realise we aren’t doing a single thing on that bullshit list, right?" FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
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Bloo2555 22
That's messed up in more ways than one.
James Jones 6
divorce her now!!!
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Comments (50)
Pilotjones69 11
Runnnnnnn!!!!!!
zephyrsnana 1
Omg, that's awful. But you know how sometimes people laugh because it's absurd... that was must ridiculously absurd awful thing I've read in a long time. not only on this platform but anywhere.
listicka 5
I can't fathom that she would say something like that. It seems fake. But in case it's real I am sorry for you and hope you come to your senses and divorce that harpy.
THE COLIN 12
Fleee my brother flee
Lee Elliott 4
so, you'd rather me dead, than have more expenses? alright, we're getting a divorce, you won't need to pay it.
realsis 6
That's awful! If she is serious you need to rethink your relationship. Instead of supporting you and being there for you she's basically saying it would be much easier if you were dead! That is NOT a loving and supportive person. You deserve someone who will care for you and stand by you and put your well being first!! You need to get away from this toxic person as soon as possible. She is completely insensitive to you and not only toxic but scaredy. You can find and deserve someone much better!!
Celestyna 16
What the ****...