Jacked

By Anonymous - 21/03/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife asked when I was going back to the gym because I am developing a belly, which she finds disgusting. I've just had surgery on my thigh, which was her fault for asking, “What’s this thing do?” while grabbing the handle to the jack holding up my car, dropping the car on my leg. FML
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FluffythePink 22

Have you considered a better wife? This one sounds... Well, stupid and so shallow she wouldn't splash.

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Lost Reggie 20

Definitely not the jack off you were hoping for.

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Lost Reggie 20

Definitely not the jack off you were hoping for.

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protoskore 27

hopefully you can find a divorce lawyer named Jim

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FluffythePink 22

Have you considered a better wife? This one sounds... Well, stupid and so shallow she wouldn't splash.

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Sonotsuave 35

Wow um yeah idk get a divorce maybe? She sounds stupid as hell and a little crass

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sweetheartmae 6

My dude.. leave her. That’s not love. Also how can someone be so stupid to mess with a Jack when your under the car…you deserve someone way better

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bidet 8

Never put any part of your body under a car that is held up by only a jack. Always use a jack stand or two.

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L0life29 6

you need to divorce that dumb bitch

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