Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
MyWorldAway 0
That really sucks. I would never agree to that. I found out the hard way along time ago to always sleep with a person first. are you going to stay with him? tough call
MyWorldAway 0
Im so sorry, will you stay with him? Tough Call. I make it a policy to always throughly check that person out.
ILoveThaneKrios 1
Shut the hell up OP- What did you expect it to be? Some steamy **** movie? It's the man's first time. Stop being rude and grow up.
xsarax_fml 10
Don't be too disappointed! I'm sure just cuz he was nervous. See what y'all are into and I hope it gets better :)
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Practice makes perfect
haruhiotakufan16 7
It always sucks for the girl the first time it gets better I promise
PiQo 6
How do you know you're not the problem? Unless you've been out skanking it up behind his back.
ZombieKitteh 8
Ugh. Good thing you waited till you got the government involved. Now you can't leave.
jonathan_kraft 14
On the bright side it can only get better
jweb1434 6
How do you know he sucks if you have nothing to compare it to