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True Love Waits

anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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- 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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Bad sex

izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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Not such a stud - 24/10/2025 22:00

Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML

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LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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To each their own

Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML

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cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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robinsn 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:03

Most people are their first time.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:04

I doubt you know what good sex is.

MyWorldAway 0

Friday 8 June 2012 22:03

That really sucks. I would never agree to that. I found out the hard way along time ago to always sleep with a person first. are you going to stay with him? tough call

MyWorldAway 0

Friday 8 June 2012 22:05

Im so sorry, will you stay with him? Tough Call. I make it a policy to always throughly check that person out.

ILoveThaneKrios 1

Thursday 20 September 2012 13:34

Shut the hell up OP- What did you expect it to be? Some steamy **** movie? It's the man's first time. Stop being rude and grow up.

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Sunday 6 January 2013 2:50

Don't be too disappointed! I'm sure just cuz he was nervous. See what y'all are into and I hope it gets better :)

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Monday 11 March 2013 7:02

Practice makes perfect

haruhiotakufan16 7

Sunday 12 May 2013 8:22

It always sucks for the girl the first time it gets better I promise

PiQo 6

Monday 25 November 2013 5:11

How do you know you're not the problem? Unless you've been out skanking it up behind his back.

ZombieKitteh 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 15:11

Ugh. Good thing you waited till you got the government involved. Now you can't leave.

jonathan_kraft 14

Saturday 21 December 2013 17:57

On the bright side it can only get better

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Sunday 22 December 2013 17:48

How do you know he sucks if you have nothing to compare it to

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Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says, "What's for dinner?" FML

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Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML

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Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML

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Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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Today, I, a fucking international student who's been here for like two weeks, ditched the end of a lecture because I had to get off in the men's bathroom, after being degraded by an ex who hates me. Instead of moving up in life, I do this stupid shit because I like being treated like entertaining garbage. FML

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