Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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Comments (416)
seanlapree 8
well no shit
smxiricky 23
I thought Virginia was a state for lovers don't be so negative...practice makes perfect ._. :)
TheNewGuy03 29
What is with the influx of FMLs from disappointed people who are virgins before they are married? Every single time, I will say the same thing. If you choose to do something like that, you better be prepared for the consequences. There is a possibility that he NEVER gets "good" at sex, and you're gonna be ******* miserable. Lastly, how the hell would you know what good sex is supposed to feel like? You were a virgin. It would be a dick move on your part to blame him for that.
lgard 17
Everyone's nightmare
SKYstlimit 11
who says they stayed virgins, all she said was they didn't have sex with each other till after they were married which I know a lot of people who do
Raymond Wolf 9
Yeah, I'm just gonna say it. You're a terrible human being.
RealShit 10
why are so many assholes saying she deserves it
vitti 2
It takes two to tango, you cretin.
CoriCat 25
It won’t be good the first time probably. But it gets better