True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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brebaby1 1

what kind of wife would even post this, you heartless biatch! did you ever think you could part of the reason?

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loriaking18 0

uhhh ibfeel for you! my husband of 10 years sucks in bed, I am a wild one but he cum's so fast I can't even start! men suck

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GamerGoddess 0

what did u expect? neither of u "know each other" in that regards.

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xXLeeLeeXx 2

take it for a test drive BEFORE you drive it!!! ydi.

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weddingbelle09 0

If it's the first time you two have had sex then don't be surprised that he is terrible...I am sure he thought the same about you. Instead, just practice! You get the pleasure of teaching each other what feels good. Forget all these people saying that you should "test drive a car before you buy it." That works with cars, not with people. Read up on positions and techniques. As someone who ALSO waited until I was married, I know the first time isn't all it's cracked up to be. But hell, now we have the most amazing, mind blowing sex imaginable because we taught each other. Good luck!

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chimshar 0

He probably thought the same about you.

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chimshar 0

He probably thought the same about you.

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chocolaholic 0

The first time is always awkward. It's not like the movies, idiot.

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Bacci970 0

that is why u always have a test run

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

This. I got lucky and both my and my husband's first time ever-- which was on our wedding night, BTW-- was awesome. But we'd learned each other's bodies beforehand. After that, things just got better, because we were confident and secure enough to communicate and experiment. If your husband sees this, good luck building his confidence. FHL

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