Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, after a month's-long dry spell, my wife and I finally had sex. It was awkward and terrible, neither of us finished, and she muttered, "I don't know why I missed that" after we gave up. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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robinsn 0
Most people are their first time.
bobsanction 18
I doubt you know what good sex is.
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brebaby1 1
what kind of wife would even post this, you heartless biatch! did you ever think you could part of the reason?
loriaking18 0
uhhh ibfeel for you! my husband of 10 years sucks in bed, I am a wild one but he cum's so fast I can't even start! men suck
GamerGoddess 0
what did u expect? neither of u "know each other" in that regards.
xXLeeLeeXx 2
take it for a test drive BEFORE you drive it!!! ydi.
weddingbelle09 0
If it's the first time you two have had sex then don't be surprised that he is terrible...I am sure he thought the same about you. Instead, just practice! You get the pleasure of teaching each other what feels good. Forget all these people saying that you should "test drive a car before you buy it." That works with cars, not with people. Read up on positions and techniques. As someone who ALSO waited until I was married, I know the first time isn't all it's cracked up to be. But hell, now we have the most amazing, mind blowing sex imaginable because we taught each other. Good luck!
chimshar 0
He probably thought the same about you.
chimshar 0
He probably thought the same about you.
chocolaholic 0
The first time is always awkward. It's not like the movies, idiot.
Bacci970 0
that is why u always have a test run
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
This. I got lucky and both my and my husband's first time ever-- which was on our wedding night, BTW-- was awesome. But we'd learned each other's bodies beforehand. After that, things just got better, because we were confident and secure enough to communicate and experiment. If your husband sees this, good luck building his confidence. FHL