Animals and Cats: Treasure

Treasure

By mainche - 20/01/2009 07:13 - France

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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Control your guns

By Anonymous - 01/08/2022 04:00

Today, I dropped a box from my dad's attic and blew a hole in my foot. I now have 3 toes missing because dad forgot he once wrestled a gun away from some kid trying to steal his wallet, meant to give it to the police, but kept forgetting, and it wound up in the attic for 11 years until today. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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Boxtop5000 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:36

I'd put the box back. It's probably the corpse of someone's beloved pet.

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:59

I love the fact that you thought it'd be filled with gold.

Comments

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:54

0.o What.. the.. f***...?!

tacojauns 45

Thursday 15 November 2012 21:23

ehhhhh just as good as coins

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:58

@ 10. Hahahahaha.

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:28

Sell it to a taxidermist.

popoman 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 3:24

Eat it.

Boxtop5000 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 21:36

I'd put the box back. It's probably the corpse of someone's beloved pet.

carriealana 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:44

:( :( aw man. aaww mannnnn. that would horrify me.

DPOWERS 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:46

wtf?!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 16 March 2009 2:30

That happened in my backyard. 0.o

anonymous55_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:38

Some people have serious issues, man.

2pepper3 10

Tuesday 30 October 2012 2:35

They loved their pet, that's not that messed up..

Whiz_boy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 7:53

Was it a private forest? If not, if I were you, I would be putting a beautiful pet coffin on Craigslist. I might even tell some kind of heartwarming lie about my cat unexpectedly recovering from pancreatic cancer.