Miscellaneous: Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on...

By Kika - 20/01/2009 07:59 - France

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 013

You deserved it 4 603

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By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 431

You deserved it 13 710

By Atheist - 22/03/2012 04:56 - United States - Portland

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 604

You deserved it 5 627

By fonsui - 02/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 339

You deserved it 4 332

By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 875

You deserved it 16 940

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 483

You deserved it 5 037

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 296

You deserved it 75 131

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By Time2Diet - 31/05/2022 12:00

Today, I had a Zoom interview. My chair decided to break from under me. CRACK! One leg broke. I tried to compose myself and played it off. CRACK! The second leg gave out and I couldn't hold myself up anymore and fell down with it. The interviewer promptly stopped the interview and said, "We’ll be in touch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 985

You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 436

You deserved it 15 300

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 2 821

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:43 - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 624

You deserved it 11 905

glamourful 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:02

where you waiting for an important call? if not, don't be so desperate to get the phone. it's prob not going to be who you want it to be...

megbrand 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 22:24

I'd probably not be so hyped up to get the phone next time... lol

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ihpb09 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:10

not FML worthy. common moment. you're a drama queen. 'nuff said.

musicloverxo26 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 6:11

exactly what I was thinking

glamourful 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 10:02

where you waiting for an important call? if not, don't be so desperate to get the phone. it's prob not going to be who you want it to be...

amd3lky 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:28

misspelled were with where

hcs4life21 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:27

11 - Grammar Nazi. This is FML...not English class

yoyoforpeace 14

Sunday 6 January 2013 8:54

You don't get phone calls often do you OP?

GMSD213 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:31

#2 STFU its not like this FML included him being a jerk to the surveyor. All he said was that it wasnt worth the effort when all it was was a survey. #2 Go home. Noone likes you.

KristelDreams 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 5:20

I hate those people who call...

22cute 17

Tuesday 29 May 2012 13:32

It's crazy that you cannot see your own role in this. The people who call are not at fault. You are at fault for treating a ringing phone like it's God. Stop your ridiculous behavior (& expectations) and the telemarketers just doing their (difficult) job will not seem so evil. Fool