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By dripping sink - 30/12/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

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By Bob the builder - 29/11/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I attempted to fix a leaky tap in my bathroom. Instead, I somehow managed to trigger a water feature reminiscent of one of those Disney park rides, turning my bathroom into a splash zone for my two dogs while I frantically tried to shut it all off. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, I was at the airport about to leave for my business trip. In the restroom, I put my purse on the edge of the sink and got my lipstick out. I leaned closer to apply my lipstick and my open purse fell into the sink, triggering the automatic faucet, filling my purse with water. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By BadatDIY - 16/11/2009 14:04 - United Kingdom

Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML

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It got a bit out of hand

By mark - 06/06/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

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By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:31

Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

micery 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:08

If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

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missxmelon 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:04

Ouch...

justmeagirl 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:17

oh no! I hope you're ok... and that's hilarious.

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:03

Sell the idea to a sitcom to afford a fixed faucet.

daydreamstar 7

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:06

*hands you ice pack and aispirn (sp?)* hope you feel better soon!! this is cringe worthy.. eeek.

allymarcos 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:14

asprin? pain meds? ya .. u didnt spell that right :-/

PhasesPhantom 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 5:11

But you couldn't even spell you write.

mancuneanway 14

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:18

Right*

kendralover661 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:07

ooo... you must be in alloottt of pain. sorrry!

JokingJoe 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:07

FAIL...WIN...FAIL AGAIN

micery 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:08

If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:10

y dont u try getting the thing fixed?

dedicated 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:25

xD I modded this one

luvuall 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 0:13

-gives cookie-

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:31

Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

EMR_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:06

Why call a plumber and pay a hundred dollars? Fix the faucet yourself. It takes 15 minutes and can be done by a mentally challenged 10 year old.

Mx718 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:43

Are you feeling okay? The sink is bad, but you hitting your head on a sink is a tad worse.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:52

Leaky faucets can cost you 3000 gallons a year. Get that shit fixed.

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