Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, a guy informed me that the cute, really tiny little leather bracelet with little silver hearts and several snaps that I'd found in a head shop is actually a cock ring. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML
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Welshite 39
To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.
jlaginski 10
It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!
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Comments (124)
JasonUMN 15
Tell her if she doesn't stop laughing those will be the only rings she will ever get.
Omniprism 14
It's not how deep you fish it's how you wiggle your worm. Believe me I've been with all sorts and a good lover is in the attitude and action. So don't fret and have fun.
Enslaved 36
Wiggle it-- just a little bit
gracehi 31
Silver lining: She got the L to XXXL size pack! :D
Wowxoxo 17
She overestimated his size hahah, that would be a compliment!
perdix 29
Go buy a box of Cheerios. Those should fit you and lower your girlfriend's cholesterol.
jigglypuff34 16
Bone happy. Bone healthy.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
brilliant 28!!
Barriaultcory 16
"meet bob, look how happy bob is! And his wife look at that smile. And its all because bob is using enzyte the natural male enhancement"
ShakeDisPlace 10
*whistling background music*
Cartera 10
Grow 2 inches in 2 weeks!
jw90 18
No need to feel insecure OP. she's with you. If she was unsatisfied she'd leave.
WCARlover 34
Hopefully you make up for lack of size with skill :)
loveashlley 6
You're very pretty.
perdix 29
Here we go! I want a front-row seat for this one.
DrownedMyFish 18
34, send a PM. You won't get buried that way.
Wakachulak 22
Yeah, but... Also looks kind of stoned in that pic.
Trisha_aus 15
Well I think Perdix is pretty. *prepares for the burial*
perdix 29
#53, aw, you made my day:). #46 was about to ruin it by tipping off those girls about the PM system.
SammyS2012 21
Just saying, not everyone can PM. My app doesnt allow messaging
TheDrifter 23
Then update your app. The newer versions have had messaging for a while now.
Wowxoxo 17
She said it was a "small" matter...
mld4657 28
Maybe you should get a strap on..... Keep cal and strap it on
arsenicalhumor 30
I agree, grab that caliber and strap it to your side!
xXNerrrdXx 16
since she is still into doing these stuff with you, it means she is happy with you so no need to worry ;)