Tough guy, huh?

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Croydon

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
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xxmel 6

You lied, so now you have to put up with the consequences.

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seasonedtoast 19

Your own fault. Should have said you wrestled a bear. Less bears than rough areas.

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fatalwish 6

... crack... really? crack.... check those motherfuckers into rehab and be a good friend.

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Unbweavable 17

.....CRACK? nobody else read that part?

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juunebug 2

Solution: Step 1 - Don't go. Step 2 - Find new friends and stop hanging out with plywood. Step 3 -?? Step 4 - Profit

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OFWGKTADGAF666 6

This sounds like some shit that would go down on Its always sunny in Philadelphia.

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mypanda_fml 0

NgThats what I call planking

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babalooisbabaloo 5

I hope u get beat up by a gangster. YDI for sure.

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