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Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 September 2010 19:04 / United Kingdom
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  NiceGuyz  |  0

Well this is mostly your fault OP, yes the husband cheated but maybe there relationship only consisted of simultaneous sex. If you just sucked up your selfish aspirations they may be still happily humping. ^NiceGuyz^

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  benny2465  |  0

haha she deserves it for not being in the kitchen

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  MAGNAVOX  |  0

I hope you're happy for ruining a family.

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  MAGNAVOX  |  0

ladies man, optimus prime died because of you.

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  Fuzzygraywolf  |  0

I'm on the fence weather to say you deserved it or agree with you...

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  B4SK3TB4IL  |  0

I love affair cocaine smoking bears who love to play football in Chicago and win in 1985 while watching Disney channel and eating hot cheetoes while high

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  iwuvwolfz  |  0

lol I just moderated one about this person received a note under the door about quieter sex and she was working all day and only her husband was home... do you think those are related?

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  QuantumLegend  |  0

lol guys it's not like OP knew about an affair or whatnot, he just wanted his neighbors (whom he probably assumed to be married) to be quieter during procreation. I fail to see the YDI (directed at nontrolls)

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op asked neighbors to not be so loud when they have sex during the day thinking it was the neighbor and his wife when the wife saw the note she realized her husband was cheating on her with another woman during the day and was sad

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  KYLAsaysRAWR  |  0

the neighbor (husband) was cheating on his wife (girl/woman crying) the OP was informing them she don't want to hear the loud sex, she don't any longer. she does hear crying because the (girl crying) was getting cheated on during the day.....she probably lives in an apartment. or something. get it?

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

The wife was crying loudly because she realized that she was missing out on really good sex with her husband, or a three-some with him and another woman. Either that or her husband was on a business trip and she was having an orgasm with the other woman.

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it makes perfect sense! the woman was out in the day time so the man was dicking someone else! the op heard them, the woman read the note and thought "that's not me I'm out in the Day, my fellas been dicking around" now she's crying coz she's upset. MAKES PERFECT SENSE. lol

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it makes perfect sense! the woman was out in the day time so the man was dicking someone else! the op heard them, the woman read the note and thought "that's not me I'm out in the Day, my fellas been dicking around" now she's crying coz she's upset. MAKES PERFECT SENSE. lol

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Why do you think it's cool, Mango? It's just horrible. You are right, Telinaa, but I think SirWhat'sHisFace was pointing out that, overall, the OP did a good thing.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

No, you don't. But likewise you don't have to be mean to people. I figured, seeing as you already explained you liked to do so, that you might want to try and justify it.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

...Can someone please explain to me why it is "cool" to be mean to other people? Because, somehow, I don't think you've really thought about it at all.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Actually, driving a ferrari doesn't make up for being a mean piece of work. Oh, sorry, I forgot, you must only like shallow people who only base their opinions on looks. Silly me.

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Ur right, but I can be shallow because I drive a Ferrari and have plenty of options. U can't be shallow because it looks like u would have very few options anyway. You would be alone if u tried to get decent looking guys

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Oh believe me, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near anyone like you no matter what you look like or what you drive. ...You do know what a personality is, right?

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Why does everyone think it's appropriate to pick on Cinn? I'm sure she's got plenty of options. She just isn't a "whore" and doesn't pursue all of them, because not all of them appeal. Geez, people need to stop being assholes. :/

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Thank you, Steph. (Though, to set the record straight, I don't pursue any other than my boyfriend. :P) And yes, people do need to stop being assholes.

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Bitch don't act like you know me! If you looked any better than the shit I just took I'd be the sweetest guy you've ever met. And who cares about personality when you've got a 5 star bitch at your condo in South Beach. Drunk is a personality, right?

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

STr8_CaLi_d0p3, you've just explained my point perfectly; you're only nice to those who look nice, therefore, you are shallow. Personally I wouldn't class drunk as a personality, but you can if you wish. You need all you can get. Aw, Steph, don't say the magic word and spoil all my fun! :P

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

He's probably a drunk sitting at home, alone, with nothing else better to do. Sorry Cinn, I can't take it back now. :( I'll just sit back and watch some ass kicking. :)

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:( Yea ur right I have to work in the morning so I can't be drinking. I didn't get everything I have by sitting on my ass. I had to work hard for it. But unfortunately hard work can't improve your looks Cinn only a paper bag can do that. srry

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise people could tolerate you enough to work with you. And your attitude just screamed immature so I thought you were just a kid trying to show off, oh wait, you might still be.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

With an attitude like that, you won't keep a job for long. If I didn't know better, I'd say good ol' daddy supplied the funds for the car. Though, you might want to look into reconstructive surgery. Your face/body closely resemble that of a car...

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Wow, 131. Seriously? You're an idiot. You have no picture; if you're so 'good-looking' show it off. And, 'Ur' is not a word. It's an ancient city in Sumer. You're looking for your/you're. If you can't even spell basic words, I doubt you even have a job. And, BTW that car is disgusting; if you do have it that is. Once again, you're an idiot. No mentioning mods, Steph!

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Cinn they have no choice but to put up with me because I'm the mf in charge. And to the other bitch that is slightly hotter than cinn how do u know what I look like??

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

She was making a joke about you commenting on looks whilst not having a pic of yourself. And don't call women bitches, especially not nice ones like Steph and 'Gore, they have names. It's not like you'd call men bastards in casual conversation. Also, if you manage to piss them all off, I'm sure they'll be able to sort it out if they work together, and I don't think you'll like their solution.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

YOU'RE in charge? Oh dear. I feel so bad for your coworkers... I find it hilarious that you think you're so great, but you missed my humour. Women are not bitches. Do you always base people off of looks? I could care less who I'm hotter than and who I'm not hotter than, and whether such statements are accurate. I'm happy with who I am, and nothing else matters. Precious - You ruin my fun. :( Mango- It's called intelligent conversation. If you had any form of schooling, you would be able to converse in this manner, too.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Oh, I'm sorry, Mango, was my language confusing you? Aw, tough. And what's wrong with being tough and sticking up for yourself and other people? It's a damn sight better than being the idiot who you're sticking up against. Basically, all of what Steph said before she post jumped me. :P

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Somehow, I doubt that their solution will be to rock up to your condo with condoms. I'm assuming these are girls (though, as you pointed out earlier, I don't know you, you might swing both ways), and not many take well to being referred to as bitches and therefore are more likely to do something, er, more painful to you if they turn up to your condo. I was thinking of finding some way to complain about your behaviour, but whatever you prefer.

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  Exeedingmango  |  0

no I'm getting a good schooling and in pretty inteligent if I say so my self :) and I can say whatever I want to say. you can just ignore it. and I don't care if I'm ugly or hot or cute. I can make fun of other people if I want to. and by the way. this is just a website and you don't even know me . so I would just suck it up and deal with it. oh .. it's exeedingmango if u haven't noticed.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Really? You are? So you should know what proper capitalization and spelling are then, right? No one said anything about your looks, mango. (Not that I recall, anyway) No, you can't make fun of people if you want. This is "just a website" and you can easily be banned. Exeeding... as in exceeding? *facepalm*

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

I did notice, Exeedingmango, I just couldn't be bothered to type out your whole screen name as I figured you'd realise who I was on about from just 'Mango', but as you asked nicely I'll use your whole name from now on. Also, just because this is the internet, doesn't mean that making fun of other people is ok (light banter is one thing) and I don't see why people should have to "suck it up and deal with it".

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

STr8_CaLi_d0p3, I figured as much, but you know, you told me not to judge you earlier, so I figured I better not make the same mistake again. Also, you're an idiot.

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Trying this ONE more time. 152, after everything I say, you just call me a bitch? Thank you; that's a compliment. Please try to insult me. You're an idiot. Mango, if you're so intelligent, shouldn't you know how to spell the word? Just saying... You're also an idiot. Cinn, you stole my word! lol. Steph, how do I ruin your fun?

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  Lykin  |  0

I can take a random picture of a nice car and say I own it too!! I can even say I live in a great 'condo' WTF a condo seriously?? I rather buy a fucking house. ppl r lame... prolly some random fat loser, sweating, cheeto stain shirt. hasn't had sex with his own self cuz he can't find it. Cinn ur pretty..the bastard ain't worth it lol

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Once again, you two idiots are not even putting effort into your comments. Yes, you have to spell it correctly otherwise you're not. Seeing as how, intelligent, is not a 'big word'.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

Do we have to go through this again? Bitches is not a suitable substitute for the word girls or women. And Lykin, I completely agree with you. And thanks.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

I shall correct you until either; you get the message, I get sick of telling you, or you get sick of hearing it. And as I might have proved with the maths thing raised in another FML, I doubt it'll be the second option. :P

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Don't call a woman a bitch unless you're fully prepared for their wrath. Then you'd be able to see the true meaning of 'bitch'. I take it, (and this is just me speculating here) you're single? I wonder why.

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  boopityboppity  |  10

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most successful trolls on the Internet! Give 'em a big hand (preferably in the form of a fist)! Y'all thoroughly deserve the verbal destruction you've received at the hands of these fine people: Precious, Steph (can I call you that?), and Cinn.

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  Cinn_fml  |  21

I know that he probably doesn't care, Tanner, as Boppity correctly pointed out, he's a troll, ever think that those who reply are having fun showing them what an idiot they really are? And you're not exempt from the message; bitches is not an appropriate substitute for women/girls. And it's spelt 'hilarious'.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

173 - right* you're* ... whatever, I give up. You're too thick-headed for it to sink in, anyways. Yes, the meaning of 'bitch' is female dog. It does not fit into this conversation. Anywhere.

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  boopityboppity  |  10

Thanks, then, for the compliment and permission. Troll: You're in school, yet own a condo and a Ferrari (the picture of which is taken from a passerby's angle in a crowded setting — not likely). Believable. You aren't very good.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Haha, hilarious. Considering you don't know me, and I'm currently IN school studying to become successful, you can't possibly make such an assumption. You're 27, though. Yet, you still act like a child. Does that equate to success in your world?

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And, as I attempt to conclude this embarrassment to humankind, I would just like to say that you are all hypocritical fools who are all naive; be it "Ferarri Man"'s shallowness or Cinn's expectations of no superficialness from a random online guy.

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  The_Big_Mac  |  7

Good lord, how many times do I have to see both of these fools get slaughtered by you all before they will quit? the stupidity baffles me. steph and cinn, great argument, I have to say one of the better that I have seen started. I do have one question did the girl mango posted under decide his insult was for her? she hasn't issued any further input on the situation.

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  Peacemaker9  |  7

holy fucken shit!!!!! Ferrari asshole and banana shit! stfu already. God damn you two are never going to win against those 5 people! they will always fucken win no matter how long or how much u try.

By  oakeidoakei  |  9

Oohhhh.... Well that sucks. That's sad also. Don't feel guilty, though. It wasn't your fault that she was being cheated on. But did you actually put a note on the door stating, "Hey, can you please, like, stop having loud sex? Thanks."? That would seem kind of awkward... Well, to me at least.

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  boatkicker  |  4

I used to live in a huge apartment complex and had to do this. You could hear them from any of the surrounding apartments. One on each side, one sharing a back wall (mine) and the people on the floors above and below.

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