Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML
Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Ydi for not having a 100% plan before you quit! you dont quit based on"ideas". idiot.
zac12345 0
poop on a loop
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Comments (80)
far_east 6
confirmations FTW
breenntt 0
yeaah, I kindaa think ydi =
mike3775 39
Right now, it is not wise to leave a job before you have something else lined up. What you should have done was get the other going first, then quit, but no, you screwed up and quit first. Hope you managed to save some money to pay the bills.
dieburnbot 0
Screw the friend and do it yourself.
chocchipcookies 0
I agree with u #1, poop on a loop.
hlposerpwner 0
maybe if ur mom was a slutty **** staar, daddy wouldnt need porno in the shower to amuse himself and destroy ur ipad. ;)
Kornari 0
@ #74 - FAIL! Wrong FML XD
AJRENO 0
You tell him, "too f*cking bad. I quit my job today because of you."
babe7260 30
Brutal !!!! Sorry mate that totally BLOWS
yaya1213 6
OP should've kept his job and earned more money and then create his/her own company while still having a job on the side