Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML
Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML
Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
Ydi for not having a 100% plan before you quit! you dont quit based on"ideas". idiot.
zac12345 0
poop on a loop
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Comments (80)
tj79 3
that's why you start the company and THEN see if it's going to fly, on the other hand start it yourself and find some1 else
tamie306 5
asshole
tamie306 5
asshole
WickedWendigoX 0
the **** is wrong with you?
theAnimalsPain 10
oh mann, that really suxx.
GooberNater 0
so how many chickens were there? you counted them right? before they hatched? YDI
fullmetalshrimp 0
That seriously sucks. But you should've quit when you were sure your friend was actually serious about it and not looking into a job at the same time.
BethiiGeex 0
it is his fault, he shouldn't of just told you to quit then tell you not too after work.. fyl indeed :/
BoyBeyond 0
OP, usually i would tell you your a ****** idiot but im not. Listen to me the only person you can count on is yourself. Friends are good to have for 1 reason connections. If your friend isn't someone that have benefits or have good connections with people they ain't friends you need. I've learned in this life don't count on others and don't get your hopes up about anyone but your damn self. I'm not trying to be negative but its a dog eat dog world out here and if you aint holding down yours, people will take a big shit on you and could give a shit about anyone but themselves so you do the damn same.
Yah_Imma_Gamer 0
Amen
lifeisabitchthen 4
Straight the **** up.
daddyceelo 0
aww shucks
GWOTVET 0
you should have confirmed with him last time before you quit.