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Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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mmhmm. where are you hiding her

cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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Im gonna try it now thanks for advice

Looks like I have to change my game plan. My life long goal to be serial killer would require multiple trips to store.

this does sound like a legal search warrant

Cleary you did not get them at Walmart. If you did the cashier would have been like "finally, a normal customer."

what were you going to do with those?

shouldn't the police have a search warrant to do that?

Well can you blame them?

There need to be a "LOL" option to vote for.

Friedgerbil 9

You don't by duct tapes, you buy rolls of duct tapes :b