Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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janier234 0
that's the patriot act for you
Life_sucks_13 6
haha that's good.
anothersuicide 0
it's 3am in da mornin, put my key in da door, bodys lyin all over da floor, and I dont remember how dey got dere so I guess I mustve killed em', killed em'
xXshadowrollerXx 6
And after buying all that, you still forgot to get that gallon of milk your wife asked for.
canzonetta 16
Just to be safe, please upload a picture of your attic and one of your basement for us. Thanks.
phil68w 5
no no no, it's lye, battery acid, a shovel, ropes and a blue tarp!
pip74205 9
They still need a warrant to search. If they were able to get one on such an innocent thing, sue. Include the place you bought it from, because the police had to be informed about the purchase first.
skizzlerz 0
Well did you have any?
mandoalba 5
havent you seen carlos mencia there are some things you use your card for other things you use cash for this you use cash so they dont know your hiding her
Neopopulas 9
Where the hell do you go to buy all of those things at once....