Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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JPLovesAnimals 4
the funny moment when you realize u forgot to add 'and so was the passed out girl in my basement, in handcuffs. naked' that would have been funny.
drewfus2 6
Now I have to try this. Thanks, OP.
vettle 6
I'm favoriting this one!
amyaudra 0
wow these people are annoying. just cause he bought all these items at the same time doesn't make him a fricken killer. shut up.
peacelovepink26 0
so what do YOU think those stuff are for?
lauderdale80_fml 0
I love this !!!
shagoopi 2
i would be worried if i was a cop to
neontreeslove 0
lol
I_Am_Blacklight 2
FAKE
ravenxcorvinus 9
hmm.. sounds like you made a card purchase, didn't you? lol
karencorruption 2
what? no zip ties or trash bags???