Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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OfficeNinja 5
gotta love that "patriot" act! for extra fun, after you buy those items next time, go to the library and check out all the books you can find on the life and crimes of famous serial killers.
loppisloppan 2
sounds very coincidental
GotALife 11
Wow must of been VERY coincidental
pink_raindrops 26
I'd be scared if you bought all that stuff from me too...
deadbabyjesus 2
now if you look like a bad ass, nice guy who might lose it, creep, or office / blue collar worker who may lose it, ( u pretty much have to be one of those) it tops it off. guy called cops. had too! unless there is a reason for them coppers to be watching you hmmmmm.......... either way. nice post.
horrorfreak79nj 2
The samething happened to me once. Cops showed up & uncovered handcuffs, a ballgag, rope, chloroform, butcher knife, shovel & a copy of 'Boys Life' magazine all neatly stored in my basement. The nerve of them to accuse me of absolutely anything.
perdix 29
That's why I go to separate stores to buy my ammo, leather straps, condoms, Vaseline, Skittles and back issues of Teen Beat magazine. The Man doesn't need to know what I'm up to.
darkmis1 17
YDI! Everyone knows you're supposed to pay in cash at a bunch of different stores.
Anarxi 4
Nobody buys duct tape anymore.. its all about plastic wrap.. now go watch some dexter episodes and do things right.
badactor009 0
Dexter is one of my favorites!
HumanWiki 8
Without a warrant, they cant search anything. Id file suit against them to teach them their place.