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Too many JCS videos

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

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mmhmm. where are you hiding her

cheeser9 0

sounds like a fun night

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where's the body?

What the Hell where you doin... I think thats a good question.

butterflyz1961 2

Seriously, where's the body?

KiddFlash 0

u bought that all at 1 time

pickles2012 5

someones into bondage...

FmlReviewer 0

no no no your doing it all wrong your suppose to buy have of the items one day and get the rest the next and you will be clean.........I mean ahem what? XD

Sounds like a rapist starter kit

kinky, sounds like a romantic date you got there. =X

well, you did buy duct tapeS.

You just got had good sir. Cops can not come in and search you house unless you say it's ok or they have a warrant, on the other hand cops can lie to get you to say ok.