Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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TIMTHOMAS30 0
are you casey anthony???
KratosxYuan 7
Not funny. At all. You should be ashamed of yourself. That poor child suffered, and you're making a joke out of it? Grow up.
badactor009 0
Did you shave your entire body and wear gloves while shopping? Also, you can buy all the items for your "capture, rape and cannibal" kit at different stores on different days. Pay in cash.
zparslow_fml 0
that's bullshit. that is a violation of your rights. they would need a warrant and no one would sign off on one just because you bought those things unless maybe someone had been kidnapped off your street.
kitsune3 20
The police can't do shit without a warrant, OP. Suspicious purchases or not, if they didn't have a warrant, you didnt have to let them in. You can sue for that shit and get their asses fired for search and seizure without a warrant. If they had one, that's fine, but otherwise, fight it. You don't have to take that just because they're cops.
Juicy2011 0
Which is why you buy one at a time.... Duh
peacelovepink26 0
psht really? none of that is at all suspicious? are you high?
vnbritt 0
Lol, what were you doing?
WolfAttac 0
I so wanna do that some day lol
Kiirst_mt1994 26
Whoa.
JayyKitten 0
Actually sounds like a fun night ;D