Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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djnj13 0
Hahaha! That's actually kinda funny.
ClaytonAwesome 0
Did they find the prisoners?! I mean, permanent house guests....
bladomas 2
lmao
sharileexx 0
oh murderer on fml? awesome (:
badactor009 0
Almost as cool as a Serial Killer theme cruise.
d4m4s74 12
next time, buy candy, children's underwear, a teddy bear, some rope, lube and condoms. don't forget to bring your van!
j_cat187 19
it's like a minor trying to buy a "water pipe"
SirObvious 1
Dexter says: always buy a life jacket!
jonnyroscoe 3
I want to party with you...
kuhrazyy123 0
Bahahahahaha! That's kinda funny
gabe2014 0
you forgot the lube!