Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Too many JCS videos
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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mattsan1992 0
mmhmm. where are you hiding her
cheeser9 0
sounds like a fun night
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dan_117 0
My friends and I bought 4 baseball bats and 4 ski masks at wal mart around 130 in the morning. All the cashier did was ask if we wanted a bag for the masks and we said no we're going to wear them out
LifeStory32 9
And you bought all these things at the same time becauseeeeeee?
HIwaiian 1
nice rape kit jus forgot the condoms
BLO_N_GO 6
sounds like the perfect nite to me
devilishswiss 5
How many teeth do you have? And do you look like your parents are blood relatives? That might make it look coincidental......
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like the shovel part..
maddie2015 0
good one.
steve16890 5
maybe the cops can do that, but only because you let them, should have told the cops to **** off and gave then good luck on getting a warrant based on circumstantial evidence
iDONTNO54 0
This is the first FML that made me laugh in a while. :D
shortrevolution 0
What did you need them for?