Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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Comments (261)
Shaneisabeast 0
U relize they cant force you dye ur hair if its ur natral hair color, its illeagal if its a public school, if they denye your education, threaten to sue, u should win the court battle
Shaneisabeast 0
119, i hate how public schools try to cemsor everything which is suppost to "prepare us for the real world" when the real world is gritty and uncensored
ellytoad 13
Unless your natural hair looks like a redder version of Leeloo's from The Fifth Element, I don't get how people automatically think red hair is dyed.
meso222 8
Through highschool i had issues because my hair is Blonde with natural highlights throughout it, i got suspende a few times because i refused to dye it. Try playing the ammendment card if it doesn't work threaten to lawyer up over them taking away freedoms with just cause, or join a public school, way more fun.
beachya 1
Aren't your parents getting involved!? My mom would have been pounding down their doors with shit to say about that!!! That makes no sense.
redmnky21 8
it's time to consult a lawyer for discrimination
kjtk 2
Thank god for personal freedom in Canada! Move here u never have to due your hair agin.
anna1414 2
Um what's you're natural hair colour?
voveraite 7
Yeah, OP (I assume you a redhead here) dye it... with henna! After all, it IS natural :D so that they see what *really* vivid red looks like :D
khaoticpanda 28
I got in trouble because my principal realised i had PREVIOUSLY dyed my hair red.