Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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Comments (261)
aribari373 5
**** that shit
trudybable 2
this is why i love england, teachers try to tell you no make up, piercings, wacky hair colors/dos, but no one listened, and they was very little they could do :) its discrimination at the end of the day :)
Cinn_fml 23
Actually there are equally strict (uniform) rules in schools in England too.
SoultheWolf 19
I'm curious what your natural hair color is if it's not on the approved list. I'm guessing red-head?
superman6789 0
I have a large blond birthmark spot and have black hair and my private school which has similar rules is fine with it.
worldclassrager 41
well with enough chlorine they will have to accept odd hair colors green or orange...
jeremyhyatt55 0
That's a lot like tyranny
AzzieC 12
Im curious what's ur hair color
BVBshelbyMIW 4
Same at my school...-_-
totheforest84 4
For some reason this FML made me think about hitler.
laniparis 13
They'd love me at your school. I'm a natural redhead but depending on the day the shade changes from orange to dark red to strawberry blonde.