Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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dougierocks 13
Lawsuit!
akitiagito 0
I know how you feel >.< I've had blue hair and red hair but the funny thing is no one at school cares except for this bitchy ass teacher and a couple of ugly ass students. ._. Not saying I'm attractive but neither are they and i would appreciate it if they would at least get the color right.
Juwel_Katzchen 5
I have a friend who's kids will have naturally white hair, thanks to a genetic disorder that runs in the family. They won't be albino, but they'll have white hair.
simsgirlgem 25
oh god I hate those kinds of schools its like when I was in middle school you couldn't wear hoop earrings okay I get it easy to get caught on something but I had a pair with little angels where it couldn't get caught and they were like the size of my pinkie nail and I still was told to remove them because they were hoop earrings FML
xRezSynn 15
That is the most stupid rule i have ever heard for a school, jeez.
Izabushel 65
I started at a new high school in New Zealand in winter and we weren't allowed to wear coats or jackets, even when biking to school. In winter the average temperature would not get above 10 C. We could only wear the regulation jumper which provided very little warmth. To get past the rule I would wear 4 or 5 long sleeve t-shirts under my uniform. When summer came my classmates were shocked to see what my normal body shape was, they all though I had a weight problem. What would really tick me off was seeing the teachers go around wearing all their heavy jumpers and coats!
quirbelle 1
Omg! That sucks, also what IS your hair color?
Venixell 2
I will never understand wimps that just bend over and let themselves get brutally fisted by authority.
JustNatalie 8
They wouldn't accept me
gingerface81 16
I will form a ginger army to avenge you!