Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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Comments (261)
EyeLoveChicken 0
**** that, keep your hair the same color and sue them for discrimination if they say anything
MissMaritime 0
There is no school in the world with the legal right to make you dye your hair because they don't approve of your natural shade. If they press the issue make a fuss. Bring it to their superiors. Maybe talk to a lawyer or a local reporter. They may back down once they get some negative attention.
ben1020 6
You could probably sue them for discrimination.
wpolo02 7
You must be a ginger. It's a scientific fact that gingers have no soul.
Special_Psycho 8
**** you dude. Nearly everyone has a soul. I know a girl who's ginger and she has a soul. So if you insulting them again, I know someone who could easily find you and deal great emotional scars to you. So go ahead, insult an entire group of people like that again.
Steffers183 7
Asia does this as well. I know of a girl who had to turn in pictures of when she was 3 to prove it was her natural color. Her mom's word wasn't enough!
lovesthebeach 0
my daughter has dyed the underside of her hair teal . If the school had said anything I was going to ask why they were worried about her hair when you can buy any drug you want in the halls .Seems like they are worried about the wrong things.
littlelotte98 3
well it's not like ur hair is gonna be like naturally purple or pink
linahb 2
Lie
Loboman 6
Sounds made up. Purple is NOT a natural color. They aren't stupid.
Alpha2121 0
That's bs let's start a revolution so that way are children and are children's children can have colorful hair!