Kids, Parents and Hair: Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly...

By InnocenceBlue - 01/08/2019 12:00

Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By youmothERFUCKErs - 13/08/2012 17:50 - United States

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Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By Bad Child? - 08/04/2017 16:00

Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML

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Living conditions

By To you? Hard fucking pass - 03/04/2023 08:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, like every other day, my mother, who I live with due to circumstances outside my control, harasses me every twenty minutes and generally treats me like her personal slave. When I dared complain, she had the audacity to tell me I’m lucky to “live a life of service.” Yeah, fuck you too. FML

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Stirring the pot

By yes - 07/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom, for absolutely no reason, is interacting with an old "friend" (read: toxic bitch) whom I cut out of my life six months ago and I never want to hear about again. She doesn't understand what's wrong, nor does she care that it makes me uncomfortable. I hate her. FML

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blueknight1st 26

Thursday 1 August 2019 13:50

You do you. If you want to be blonde then be blonde. If you live your life to make other people happy then you won’t be.

live_to_love 25

Thursday 1 August 2019 12:12

Live your life and for yourself. She will never be pleased. I am sad for people like her who will never be happy. Next time just nod and leave.

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live_to_love 25

Thursday 1 August 2019 12:12

Live your life and for yourself. She will never be pleased. I am sad for people like her who will never be happy. Next time just nod and leave.

Skydome6666 6

Thursday 1 August 2019 12:19

sounds like your mum needs a good dicking. sign her up to a dating site.

Yudith 24

Thursday 1 August 2019 12:54

Wear a hidjab and watch her freak out.

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 1 August 2019 13:50

You do you. If you want to be blonde then be blonde. If you live your life to make other people happy then you won’t be.

Peaches1914 13

Thursday 1 August 2019 23:44

It’s not about your hair

mssileas 25

Friday 2 August 2019 13:42

That's actually good for you, she set the example herself: no reason to ever listen to her opinion since it changes like the wind. You can be free now, seeing as she has nothing of value to contribute to your choices.