Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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herotime 7

Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

JiggaJayZ 16

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

Comments

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:42

Did you screw the human torch?

Leebra 6

Monday 25 July 2011 20:45

YDI

picklejuice234 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:48

Thank you captain obvious.

frankwolf86 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:50

lemme check...

DAL666 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:51

you ******* idiot! 1 of course it's flammable and 2 wht the he'll do u mean "still" how many ******* times have you tried it!?

captinsmith0225 6

Monday 25 July 2011 20:51

how would I hit u up

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 25 July 2011 20:53

the 'still' tells me this isn't your first encounter with this.

InYourAtmosphere 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:55

Still? So you tried this before and thought it would be different this time?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 25 July 2011 21:08

are you the guy that tried a magic trick and set your groin on fire?

PandasWithGuns 0

Monday 25 July 2011 21:14

YDI for being a fucktard.

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