Health: Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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Bad ********

By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Waxing pubical

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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herotime 7

Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

dumb ass

JiggaJayZ 16

Monday 25 July 2011 19:05

Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.

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NikkiPrincess 0

Monday 25 July 2011 21:39

Crazy

iAintEvenMad 0

Monday 25 July 2011 21:41

Good luck explaining that one.

tateh22 1

Monday 25 July 2011 21:43

why would you even try that?!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 25 July 2011 21:51

It wasn't yesterday.

IRipperzZ 2

Monday 25 July 2011 21:55

F your girls life lol she has to smell burnt hair for the next two days

Mach10 0

Monday 25 July 2011 21:57

There is hot sex--and then there is HOT sex. That's hot.

JMoney4110 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:04

When was it ever non-flammable?

starsfan_9 7

Monday 25 July 2011 22:09

As Smoky the Bear says, "Only you can prevent bush fires"

RebekahBrooke 9

Monday 25 July 2011 22:20

you really shouldn't know that.

starsfan_9 7

Monday 25 July 2011 22:26

oh contraire, had OP thought of that prior to, then they wouldn't be in this situation

RebekahBrooke 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:50

he shouldn't have known PRIOR to it either.

bamafml 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:37

well knowing is one thing testing it is ******* retarded

Salvikidd 6

Monday 25 July 2011 22:28

why do inappropriate FMLs get posted but not appropriate FMLs, shaking my head...

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