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Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML
You know what's sexy? Desperation. And you freaking nailed it. And by "it" I mean your nose. Twice.
Goddam! Don't be so thirsty! It's very unattractive. And if you are thirsty, don't drink out of the toilet!