Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 22:00

Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 771
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You know what's sexy? Desperation. And you freaking nailed it. And by "it" I mean your nose. Twice.

Goddam! Don't be so thirsty! It's very unattractive. And if you are thirsty, don't drink out of the toilet!

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Goddam! Don't be so thirsty! It's very unattractive. And if you are thirsty, don't drink out of the toilet!

I'm trying to visualize where you were sitting/standing in oder to bash your nose into the toilet bowl hard enough to break it - and I'm baffled

Maybe they were in the shower.

You know what's sexy? Desperation. And you freaking nailed it. And by "it" I mean your nose. Twice.