Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
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jsprackman 11
If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...
skip_m 6
Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....
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Comments (153)
StanSmith2013 26
If only you were just getting ready to go out in it and you were sitting down to put your boots on!
Fat_Sister 3
Allstate Mayhem... O.o
bluerhhajfk 17
And the first thing you do is post an FML... I don't know whether to be scared for you or impressed.
skulekiller 8
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!
noelasis94 18
Now that's the kind of thing that would make for a nice little sketch on Saturday night live sorry about the house but you'll look back and laugh
xDieZombiesDiex 2
Im wearing shorts and a tee shirt down in the south (outside). maybe its not so bad after all..
draftskink 23
At least you have your phone
TechnoStew 21
Please tell me you have insurance.
XxanonymousexX 6
did you at least have insurance?
sharond23 10
why would you leave 24 inches of snow on your roof? you should keep your roof shoveled off.