Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
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jsprackman 11
If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...
skip_m 6
Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....
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Comments (153)
SetoAyumi 7
YDI for not shovling the snow off the roof, unless of course you are incapeable of doing so.
james9120 7
What the heck is rain water lol
buckdharma 38
Try to remain Cheeri-Op, just because your roof leggo in your Eggos or you got buried with your Fraken Berries, that's no Raison to Bran yourself a loser. When Life knocks you for a Froot Loop or Smacks you in your Honey Nuts, always try to remember that you're Special... K?
jem970 19
Bravo and well done sir.
reborndarkangel 9
i feel your pain
sofitina 20
how on earth would anyone deserve that?
izzy7 11
Anyone with half a brain knows that too much snow will collapse a roof. OP was obviously too lazy to get outside and take care of it so now he has to deal with the consequences.
redmnky21 8
you might want to use your phone to call for help instead of posting on FML
FlamingColor 30
You need a sweater for every part of your bare body
SnoochBoochie 14
This is common in MN. I will agree your life sucks since you must not be used to using a snow rake on your roof. But if you lived on my street you'd've deserved it. :)
maddienoelle 13
"I'm cold" that is all.
hunny797 5
A pic must be uploaded