Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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regalarius 0
Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :- Also: not last! :-) (I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)
thefaded 0
Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.
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Comments (393)
AugustBlue 0
Oh my...FYL, I guess :( hope everything works out for you :/ ...ignorance aggravates me...ignorance and close-mindedness...
TysonFawlay 0
Meh. I guess sooner or later they'd find out you like the **** anyway.
kemper90 0
FYL if your parents arent gay tolerent im straight and was always raised to accept gay people so if i found out my friend was gay i wouldnt be mean i probably would never look at him the same again though (idk i guess its jsut my nature)
paigeee_x3 0
FYL, buddy. I'm straight all the way, guys are hott(: But I support gays, bis, lesbians, whatever. You can be born gay, yes, but it can also be a choice. Maybe you've had bad relationships with girls before. Or maybe you prefer the pleasure of being ******, rather than *******. Don't be afraid of what all the douchebags think - they're bias jerks. Good luck(:
AngelRaven89 0
I clicked FYL and YDI. I only clicked YDI because if you didn't want them to find out some other way, you should have told them BEFORE you started having public dates. But really that sucks and I hope they are understanding and supportive and all that.
danielle1336 0
who says whilst anymore??
fegd 0
Sorry to hear man. That's ****** up.
Sigmund_fml 0
lol I laughed so hard. imagine this, some weeks later you present your new girl/boyfriend to your parents und they say "nah wie know her/him already" xDDD
_Noon_ 0
And they couldn't wait for that when you were home? FYL for having date-ruining parents.
thewonkits 0
I don't have a problem with gays, but... You're from Queensland. I can't be the only one that finds that coincidence hilarious... lol. FYL, #86 is right. They should've waited. Or minded their own business.