Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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regalarius 0
Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :- Also: not last! :-) (I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)
thefaded 0
Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.
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Comments (393)
madmax14304 1
Who cares what they think. Why do parents always think they have the upper hand in the relationship? As long as you're happy and he doesn't wear pleated pant's you're good to go.
baseball_34 0
homosexuality is wrong and all you people who say were intolerant shut the **** up. Adam and Eve not adam and steve. or madam and eve. unless they're completely hot or sexy
calculators 0
just to get this straight. those who say "adam and eve, not steve," fails to interpret your own beliefs correctly. eve means "life" adam means "man," it was eve, life, that tempted adam to take the fruit from the tree. so in the garden was man and life, not a guy and a girl getting it on. sorry.
mehwhateverr 0
This shouldn't be a debate about homosexuality. I believe it's a sin, but I respect people who are homosexual. OP, I said YDI, but only because I read "another man" as if your parents caught you cheating on your other boyfriend. Then I realized you were gay, so FYL. Not for being gay, but because you came out in an inconvenient way.
triplethreat13 0
it's a sin to be gay, and i think it's a sin to support gays, but my best friend is gay and i support him entirely. if i am worthy of being sent to hell, so be it. i'm going to respect who people are, because homosexuality is NOT a choice, by any means! if you're gay, most of the time you don't figure it out until you're in your teens, and it is extremely difficult if not impossible to change your sexuality. so come on, be respectful.
waterynuggets 0
You rock.
ajlardner 0
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ajlardner 0
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bodybeautiful 0
people on this site can be so ignorant and idiotic. i hate how trolls and bigots keep invading and making sites look like crap. a few of the the comments in this post are probably some of the dumbest ive ever read.
GigiEtTu 0
i'm assumin they didn't kno ur gay
Tom14567 0
Everyone who says that he deserves it for being gay,is a total ignorant jackass.Gay people don't choose to be gay,they're born like it.Of course if I will walk in the street and see couple of gays kissing it will disgust me a bit,but that doesn't mean I hate them and think they deserve it.