Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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regalarius 0
Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :- Also: not last! :-) (I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)
thefaded 0
Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.
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XxKate1294xX 0
Well, maybe they honestly didn't know? At least they didn't confront him directly. Hopefully they'll get over it. Love is love, who cares if he happens to like another guy? It doesn't hurt anyone.
Bullshet 0
How are they being douchebags? They just asked him what he was doing with another guy. That's not a crime or being disrespectful. He probably just didn't come out to them yet, and you have no idea what their reaction was after they found out.
Dejavu21 0
Ouch! At least it was quick. (A small plus?) It's not like either side has the definitive proof to back up their claims. Both sides of the argument can be picked apart. The sad irony is that both sides of this issue are probably involved in the process. It seems this issue attracts a lot of close minded people. I support gay rights from my core belief that all humans are created equal. No person should be judged or burdened by the way they choose to live as long as it doesn't impede on the freedoms of others. Whether they choose to live that way, are born that way, or are simply a product of their environment doesn't really matter to me. Since I have not yet achieved a state of flawlessness existence, nor have I the ability to know every detail of any other human life other then my own, I have no right to judge another person or tell them how they should spend what precious time they have on this mudball inhabited by psychotic apes.
boatkicker 5
You are, so far, the most logical comment on this.
firey257 1
Thank you for not going on a rant about your life story and actually having a valid and logical point here. I give you two thumbs up.
doggie3 0
Thank you three and four! Put him in his place. Well, one of his places. His other place is hell.
doggie3 0
112, you belong in hell.
loveyababe 0
how do i belong in hell? i think ALL people are equal. there is no hate in that statement.
YDIBITCHES 0
Wow that's retarted as soon as they see him on a date they don't immediately accept him as gay that's retarted
doggie3 0
I am absolutley, 100 percent straigt, but I absolutley, 100 percent support all gays and lesbians.
YDIBITCHES 0
Damn that comment was long but saying teh makes you sound stupid but good job
iilovehaters 0
ydi for being a gay ****
anonymousabcd 0
I don't support gays. But just because someone is gay doesn't mean they belong in hell. And that's kinda ridiculous like #135 said. 6 Missed cALLLS? Why would you let your mom call 6 times without answering? That's kinda messed up.
catriona_cd 0
maybe he missed 6 calls because his phone was on silent..