Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, a woman turned up uninvited at my house, ready for our first date. After some embarrassed investigating, it turns out my mother signed me up to Tinder and arranged a date, all without telling me, because she refuses to believe I prefer solitude over dating. FML
Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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regalarius 0
Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :- Also: not last! :-) (I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)
thefaded 0
Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.
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cynicalviolet 0
xD That is horrible! I hope everything worked out okay.
jacaranda 0
wow. i am so sorry. it must have been so awful. i'm sorry your parents found out that way. i hope that they're open minded and accepting of your sexual orientation.
loveyahun 0
I wonder... You are a guy, you like guys, I wonder why u was holding hands with another guy? Oh wait. That must make you gay. Don't worry though. I'm a lesbian and my mother doesn't know yet... She will soon.
FailsAtAPUSH 0
Firstly, #317, you are an idiot, so no one listen to him/her. AIDS did not originate from homosexuality, AND there are more heterosexuals than homosexuals with AIDS. That's a proven fact, I'm sorry to break it to you. Plus, why are people judged so harshly by their opinions. People think what they want, and who are we to tell them they're wrong? Sure, they're ignorant, but that's beside the point. I love the world and all who inhabit it, so sorry if I offend others for being bisexual. My best friend in the entire world is Christian to the extreme, and I mean major Catholic worshiper, and she has no problem what-so-ever with my feelings for both genders. So no one should say that all Christians are against homosexuality, or that all homosexuals are terrible and are going to burn in hell. We are all mature (or at least I hope most of us are), so deal with the fact not everyone follows by the rules of the bible, or that they like the same gender. If I gross you our by liking both genders, well that's just too bad, and guess what, I'm going to marry a man! So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! *Yes I realize I just said to be mature, and then followed up with a stupid phrase, but hey, it was well deserved.*
fatman1970 25
I guess you should have "come out" sooner.
noscope_ftw 0
lol Sven pwns lolll but personally I see sexuality as a choice that can b influenced but the parents rnt dbags, maybe they were just shocked...
ILoveGirls23 0
you deserve it for being a ******* fag!
kbourco 0
ydi for being GAY
kthxbai123 1
sooooo I'm guessing you haven't told them your gay.............you need to
lucasj23 11
I'm sure its hard but coming out is really the best.