What a bitch. YOU GET PAID BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO LAZY TO GO OUT TO GET THEIR OWN PIZZA'S. I hope you were fired. Or that they made you clean equipment. YDI

You're a douchebag. Hope you get fired and thrown in jail.

I don't know how you can sleep at night with that on your concience. ******* hell, you are pathetic. This makes me seriously angry and if you told me that irl I would have ******* screamed at you and dragged you to her house to apologise AND give her a years worth of your income.

Today, as I worked at the my schools' diner, I realized how obnoxious and inconsiderate these snobby kids are so I decided to handle their food with my dirt hands. Turns out, my boss found out and now I'm fired. FML Not really, but you see here? Even though I don't like the snobby rich kids at my school, I still treat them like equal beings even if I don't like picking up after their mess. Had I been that lady and knew you spat on my pizza, I would've thrown it back at you and would have not paid. Learn from this experience.

Ew, you're ******' gross, bitch. I hope karma gets you.

most flamed person ever on FML? douchebag

Damn, I hope you slipped up in your job and got fired - and no one else would hire you at that point in time.

I think maybe this user should post an FML referring to posting a poor FML and being flamed by it so bad that they're notorious now. If I were the OP for this FML I would be lamenting my fate currently. And regardless of who you are, no one deserves spit in their food. It's highly unsanitary and they haven't done anything to truly wrong you. If you're a delivery driver, then they're giving you a reason to be employed. If you don't want it, I know there are loads of people who would gladly take your job.

Like everyone else already said, **** you

Okay, I know it was like, 100 sick what they did, but seriously guys, saying you hope they die and will rot in hell. Tone it down a bit? Let the thumbs down on this comment commence.