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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

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Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By deliveryboy - 05/03/2011 15:46 - China

Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00

Today, while delivering pizza, a customer got mad at me and accused me of not having a GPS, then cussed me out and hung up. The address he gave me was a parking lot with 6 cars, none of which were his. FML

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Hangry

By Anonymous - 08/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML

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You deserved it 695

By extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2009 12:55

you are such a douchebag.

PatientHope 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 12:56

**** your life? **** her life! You're an asshole.

Comments

random_name2 1

Monday 16 November 2009 18:22

What kind of girl spits on food?!? A dirty ass ****, that's who.

misspeg 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 21:47

wow if I was OP and I came back to read the comments, I would be so upset and shameful and want 2 kill myself. some of these comments are pretty full on. but going back to the fml, it seems OP didn't spit on a pizza that one time. it seems she spits on pizzas whenever a certain customer annoys her. smh.

Boygenius50 8

Friday 4 December 2009 23:27

I can see the OP's point of view here. After all, how dare that innocent handicapped old woman inconvience the OP by making them DO their JOB. That was sarcasm, the OP deserves to die a slow painful death.

123e3 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:35

finally found this FML.

leanneabc 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 1:44

your so nasty and prejudgemental, hope you got/get sacked.

hawkloverr 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 2:57

you deserve to die in a way which is idiotic, prolonged and embarrassing.

PhillyFox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:00

Please don't breed.

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:36

Whoops. Wrong FML. Still, if you're going to get that pissed whenever you get a little busy, don't work in food service. That's absolutely disgusting and you deserve to be fired.

brutal_banger 10

Saturday 16 January 2010 11:38

if I deliver to you I'm gonna lift up as much cheese as possible and shit in it then smear it and cover it back up with the cheese and leave a note saying "that's for the lady in the wheelchair"

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Friday 29 January 2010 10:03

Hey, next time, just do what your ******* paid to do and deliver the damn pizza.

ps592 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:30

I hope you can now see why its important to see things positively and not judge based on circumstances. You are truly, a dick. You shouldve told her what you did and gone back for another pizza and paid for it yourself.