Miscellaneous: Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends...

By Becca - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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By ellinor - 17/09/2010 20:33 - Sweden

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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By minibuch1505 - 21/09/2012 11:31 - France - Halluin

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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LaColombianita 26

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:55

It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

ninjadinos 14

Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:59

I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..

Comments

Landspeed 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:58

So your friend has a statue of her in the park, and the best you're doing is writing fmls? You have alot of catching up to do.

roflmfao167 3

Thursday 12 April 2012 2:51

No wonder she didn't wave back

3mars4 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 4:24

i hate that! ill go up to someone yelling their name but when i get closer i realize its not them.

3mars4 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 4:26

i hate that! ill go up to someone yelling their name but when i get closer i realize its not them.

uhnevermind 24

Thursday 12 April 2012 5:48

So you were ignored by a statue? I guess you could say, she was stone cold...

laurenmacias 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:52

I would make fun of you, but I've done it many of times

misterbufford 1

Thursday 12 April 2012 15:01

There should be a new category called "you're a damn idiot" for this one.

groupleader 7

Thursday 12 April 2012 18:03

How old are your "old" friends? You need newer friends.

xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 19:17

This makes me think of the Ellen Degeneres skit about Nancy... Ellen is sure she has spotted her friend Nancy! Her face lights up and she starts waving her arms around as if trying to haul a cab. "Nancy!! Hey Naaaancy!! Nancy it's Ellen!!! Heyyy!!!"...*puts arms down and turns head to the side in confusion while staring at a frightened 'Nancy'* "Nancy!!?!?!!" *looks down and awkwardly scratches head as Nancy has started to walk the other way* "That's definitely not Nancy... It sure looked like Nancy though, didn't it?!?!?!"