Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw someone I thought I knew. I waved enthusiastically and shouted, "Hey!" The person stared blankly at me, so I quickly turned it into a wave at someone else behind them. There was no one behind them. I was just waving and yelling into the void like an idiot. FML
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I waved at someone across the street because I was absolutely certain they were my friend. They waved back, so I walked over. We stood there awkwardly for about ten seconds before I realized I had never seen this person in my life. Apparently they had waved at the person standing behind me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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LaColombianita 26
It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.
ninjadinos 14
I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape. Oh man..
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Comments (100)
onlychildFTW 34
How could you NOT tell it was a statue? They are normally not people coloured.
bitchpleasemike 7
your friend must've looked stoned
hqbrat 8
Need a better eye prescription?
Schmoozee98 0
u just got sood up
TheGewt 7
Congratulations; You're now senile and have a nice case of dementia!
Angelrose2004 17
It's ok, OP. Just keep walking and act cool. Nobody will ever know your secret ;)
linkinpark98 24
I bet the statue was so embarrassed. "Oh God, it's her again!"
docscientist 10
That's stone cold crazy.
cmcmluver 0
this is nothing one time, at a park, I saw this lady humping a statue and saying "oh Chris oh Chris!" the statue was of a over grown German shepherd.
linkinpark98 24
I'm pretty sure she was tripping on acid.
irrevelant 10
What...statues can't be friends now? Aww man