Superfreak

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 03:00

Spicy
Today, I caught my brother masturbating into my underwear. Again. Our parents punished him, again, but I can guarantee he’ll carry on doing it anyway. Why can’t I afford my own house yet? I need to move out away from this creep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 485
You deserved it 213

Same thing different taste

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Step 1: Get some very strong chilli-powder. Step 2: Select a few pieces of underwear to sacrifice. Step 3: Apply powder generously to the underwear. Step 4: Lock away all your underwear, except those few. Don't make it look obvious, though. Keep them where you use to. Step 5: Entertainment for the whole family.

Keep your underwear locked up and invest in a lock for your room. You shouldn't have to do so, but if it were me I would no longer feel safe in my own home with that pervert around. If your parents still don't get the message that they're not doing enough, send the bill to your parents.

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Keep your underwear locked up and invest in a lock for your room. You shouldn't have to do so, but if it were me I would no longer feel safe in my own home with that pervert around. If your parents still don't get the message that they're not doing enough, send the bill to your parents.

Step 1: Get some very strong chilli-powder. Step 2: Select a few pieces of underwear to sacrifice. Step 3: Apply powder generously to the underwear. Step 4: Lock away all your underwear, except those few. Don't make it look obvious, though. Keep them where you use to. Step 5: Entertainment for the whole family.

Having accidentally forgotten to wash my hands before going to the bathroom at Buffalo Wild Wings, I can say from first hand experience that this will not be pleasant. I 100% agree, just don’t forget which ones were marked.

I like the way you think. Just add a smidgeon of perfume too, just in case the chili smell is too strong.

(Incoming) Today, my sister put chilipowder in her underwear, fml.

@BrightSide86 That would be an instant YDI from me.

For a situation like this, this is the one time where it's more than ok to inflict the pain of chili powder on another person's genitals when they least expect it.

This is going to be one pregnancy that's very difficult to 'splain.

Don't use chili powder it's messy and is noticeable ,instead go get some cinnamon oil just make sure you use rubber gloves when applying it cuz it will burn the skin easily in pure form 😈 he won't be missing with none of your stuff after that 😁 but you will have to sacrifice some underwear because they will no longer be usable once they've come in contact with cinnamon oil it can't be washed out very easily. I normally wouldn't endorse revenge but that is seriously sick and messed up if one of my kids was doing something like that, I would have kicked their ass to the curb.

Chiefanatic 2

Oh damn! I don’t want to piss you off. Another good one would be jalapeño powder. That stuff burns like crazy (personal accidental work experience) If it touches one’s nether regions it’s excruciating, I guarantee he won’t touch her underwear again!

Get a lock with a key for your room, and starting doing (and watching) your own laundry if you're not already. Tell your parents that either they or he need to buy him a pack of underwear to jerk off into, and that if you catch him with yours again you're going to start reporting the incidents to the police so they have a record of harassment and theft long before he escalates this into something worse. Limit the contact you have with your brother.

reetuuw 3

punishing is not gonna help, he likes that stuff and won’t stop as long as he has access to your underwear