Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
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cuz803 44

Kudos for the man that not only helped you but had to sacrifice his nostrils in the process. Commendable 👏. I also hope you feel better.

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RichardPencil 30

Perhaps you have some skunk DNA? You release a foul stench when you are in vulnerable position and a potential predator approaches. Maybe look into that then ask, "Who in the family ****** a skunk?"

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cuz803 44

Kudos for the man that not only helped you but had to sacrifice his nostrils in the process. Commendable 👏. I also hope you feel better.

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RichardPencil 30

Perhaps you have some skunk DNA? You release a foul stench when you are in vulnerable position and a potential predator approaches. Maybe look into that then ask, "Who in the family ****** a skunk?"

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