Toot toot!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 798
You deserved it 103

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Kudos for the man that not only helped you but had to sacrifice his nostrils in the process. Commendable 👏. I also hope you feel better.

Perhaps you have some skunk DNA? You release a foul stench when you are in vulnerable position and a potential predator approaches. Maybe look into that then ask, "Who in the family fucked a skunk?"

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Kudos for the man that not only helped you but had to sacrifice his nostrils in the process. Commendable 👏. I also hope you feel better.

Perhaps you have some skunk DNA? You release a foul stench when you are in vulnerable position and a potential predator approaches. Maybe look into that then ask, "Who in the family fucked a skunk?"