Kids and Awkward: Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let...

By Sharee K. - 08/08/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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Pure class

By DanceOnTheEdge - 20/07/2009 01:23 - United States

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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ZoZo17_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:49

Awkward. Was he smiling.?

IndyJustin 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:50

was he hard?

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nickyz85 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:24

that was you who grabbed my dick fml you should think about losing wait

andreads619 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:51

how long did you hold on for?

MadeOfSteel 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:46

Haha i bet HE enjoyed tht. Probly thot u wanted more :-)

funfofa 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:56

he liked it

funfofa 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:00

SOLLUTION: shake it and say "nice to meet you!" and then you run

Jmpat 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:37

Did he try n take u home

naynay30 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:42

Haha. Sorry...but that's funny! Bet you made his day!!!

Symmetry88 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:58

yummy

MuziKMajoR 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:21

U liked it huh ;-)

xaimeexoxo 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 15:07

That's awful

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Same thing different taste

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