By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 341
You deserved it 18 631

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Kids learn from their parents you know...

pwincessa23 1

you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"


i say disown her/him

you sir have on of the worst comments I've read In awhile.

NastyNinja31 0

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

someone shouldv raised him/her better*** better?

I say tell him/her to swallow to find out

NastyNinja31 0

TheChampagneBoi 5


No, not better

hahahaha aight I give up

52 oh look your catching on :)

What's up with all these similar FML's ending with variants of "I raised this dumbass"? You're their parent! Be a little less harsh behind their back..


fuck I ment to thum down

reminds me of the woman that went to the police and said she had been graped the cop asked her did she mean raped she said no there was a bunch of them XD

I was going to comment on how there have been a lot more of these "I raised this twit" or dumbass or whatever you want to say FMLs, but 86 beat me to it.

FuniiBunii 0

aha maybe OP doesn't get jokes -.-

bengalsbaby13 0

138- Then why comment at all? Haha

maz255 10

1- im going eat your toes while your sleeping....

um, we don't blame the kid, we blame you for being such a shitty parent he/she has to even ask that question. you should be ashamed to call yourself a parent to b truthful, this don't belong on fml it belongs on worlds dumbest bc you are obviously one of the worlds worst parents.... js

You raised that dumbass very badly

This lady calls her own child a dumbass. That's just low.

Hey I have a really good comment that I just thought of all on my own that nobody else has said! You're a shitty parent!! lolololololol so funny!! -_-

maz255 10

170- im going to eat your toes too..

maybe it was sarcasm

You're the one who needs raising - you can't spell correcttly!

enonymous 8

I swallow grapefruits whole all the time. I can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose too

duckman9 54

Congratulations! You have just won 5 Internets!

I'm tired of people calling their kids dumb.

TheRealHouse 7

I'm tired of dumb kids calling thier people

His failure as a child reflects your failure as a parent.

gee thanks haha

joshuastepen 0

This is what you call an as* hole.

joshuastepen 0


EvilCupcake8361 9

it's probably cause she's used to swallowing

Then kids shouldn't be so damn dumb.

ozone9914 2

Hahahaha thats what you get for being mean

Kids learn from their parents you know...

That's not always the case

kaylaaa1312 3

not always.

but a kid SHOULD know how to eat food .. by their tenth birthday .. and that's the parents job to teach !!

katieklein 0

Maybe he has never ate grapes so therefore he dosen't know!

even if he didn't eat grapes even a 4 year old is taught to chew solids and swallow liquids...

learn by example...

^ so you want OP to make her child stare at her while she demonstrates the art of chewing

katieklein 0

sadly to say. im from the same state as the OP

the question still remains..

juicedboi 7

Try feeding him/her an olive with the pip still inside. That should be an entertaining sight.

you raised him! don't complain to us.

LLBritt 0

It's called FML. don't come on here if you don't want to read complaints.

it sounds like something Jake from two and a half men would ask

JacksonCampbell 9

I'm actually quite a smart kid, but I legitimately don't know if oranges are to be swallowed or bitten. Why? No one taught me and no one fed me one. So yeah, kids learn from their parents.

lol am I the only one that found this FML to be sexual at a quick glance?

ExtremeEncounter 32

You're stupid #192

Either ones acceptable...I mean were they red or green?

they were orange.

jvillan87 5

Does it really matter what color they were? I'm pretty sure you have to chew ALL grapes.

I can fit 42 grapes in my mouth!

hisgirlherboy 5

28- well it kinda matters, red are usually smaller

superangryandy 2

43 owned.

flockz 19

mine are usually bigger.

I bet they were a cross between a grape and an alka-seltzer and therefore it would dissolve and wouldn't need to be chewed. you're all living inside the box, like c'mon man.

MrBoredGuy 1

Here in NY the locally grown grapes you don't chew them, you don't eat the skin off of them you just squeeze the skin and the inside pops in your mouth and then you swallow, new chewing involved, store bought however are a completely different story obviously

well, there's this "breed" of grapes called red globes. they're pretty huge to be swallowed. I prefer to chew my grapes :) feel the bursting juiciness in my mouth :)

Kittcatz38 0

ydi for not giving your kid fruit before he was 17

actually, people who smuggle coke in airplanes practice by swallowing grapes.

pwincessa23 1

you should have told him to swallow it! if he chocked than you can tell him "and that is why you don't swallow grapes"

jvillan87 5

Is it just me, or does Chucky look like he's coppin a feel on ya?

pwincessa23 1

33, Omg! I just noticed that! it does kinda look like it. lmao! 40- choked* sorry!

maz255 10

HEY GIRLS!!! let me grab your tits and ill give you FIFTY FREE TOKENS!!! did he use that line on you?

KiddNYC1O 20

Lmao. ^

omgcookeys 15

well after you chew it, shouldn't you swallow? And how come they've never eaten grapes before the age of 17?

omgcookeys 15

you chew AND swallow? most people dont chew and keep it in their mouth?

I'm 16 and I've never ate a grape :)

FunnyGuy5051 7

I love to swallow foods like grapes and string cheese whole

211 - That's not the only thing you like to swallow! Oh snap! Yeah, horrible burn.

bthomas0319 2

what an idiot, but you fucking deserved it for raising him!(:

NaomiMadison 4

I don't think she could've avoided raising him. If you meant to say she deserved it for raising him that way then all I have to say is it's not her fault that her child doesn't know how to consume grapes. That doesn't mean she raised him badly. Lol

yeah it does dumbass! that's like sayin she never taught him to not color outta the lines, u fuck tard

#159- Is there a need to be so vulgar to another person? No. Regardless of whether you're saying it on the Internet or to someones face, it's hurtful and completely unnecessary.

mrbuddy 0

yes it does mean the kid was raised badly. I taught my kid how to eat.

don't let him baby sit

You swallow them, why couldn't you just tell your kid?

lambo3 0

you sure they were talking about grapes?

maybe blueberries ?

Apples, perhaps. you should swallow apples whole.

hisgirlherboy 5

what about balls? people call them all sorts of things: nuts, snow-globes... grapes?

it ruins the fun if you just say it

you don't chew OR swallow balls .. that seems to repell guys when I try it xD

i think he/she meant rapes

never chew balls they test like hair

FreakingFYou 13

moderated this 20 seconds ago.

I don't know. I don't enjoy the fact that she called her kid a dumbass.

I agree, you shouldn't call your kid a dumbass. That's a bit harsh for just asking a silly question.

Me neither. Kinda makes me feel uncomfortable. :-/. I mean, if you can be so rude as to insensitively insult your child, you were probably a neglectful parent, hence the lack of simple knowledge.

well she can say whaterr she wants(:

I agree, you don't call your child a dumb ass, even I they aren't the smartest around.

dolphingirl00 0

but you still shouldn't

IKickPuppiesHard 16

My god, So many cry babies running around -_-

My mum calls me a dumbass when I say or do something stupid. It's not a big deal if you don't take it seriously. Lighten up people :)